I the Prophet have consulted with that spirit, the Sage of Sages, the Prognosticator of Prognosticators: The Watcher of the Seas! He foretells of omens, dark and brooding omens.
Oh Watcher of the Seas, who alone communes with the dolphins of the shimmering coast, what do you say?
Watcher: “I have seen the fisherman with his crooked hands, as he manipulates the instruments of iniquity: the fishing pole; the net; the harpoon; the lobster pot!“
What else do you tell, oh noble sage?
“I tell of the fate of Salmo Salar, the Lustrous Salmon.”
“I tell of the downtrodding of Clupea Harengus, the Glistening Herring.”
“I tell of the ensnarement of Nephropidae, the Humble lobster.”
“These you kill and consume upon your lusts!”
“Your lust for power–your lust for filthy lucre!”
Therefore I the Prophet say:
Your sins, oh fisher, shall be visited upon your children, even your children's children!
Therefore repent! Or else your corruption for ever is sure!